I want to stick my p in your. b.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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