the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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