Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
