Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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