if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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