So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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