Umm I'm too high to move.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I need to sanitize my soul.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I think people are normalizing furries
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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