and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
My breath smells like gin and sadness
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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