The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
smell my finger.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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