Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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