im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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