awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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