someone get that fucking seahorse.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
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