Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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