I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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