Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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