I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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