And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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