For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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