my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
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