Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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