Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
Randomize
