I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I think my moral compass just broke
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