just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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