I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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