I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
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