i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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