If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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