Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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