wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
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