that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
After tacos, we're chasing women.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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