so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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