Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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