Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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