I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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