He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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