fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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