Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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