I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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