What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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