Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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