Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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