I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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