we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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