never play flip cup with pint glasses
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
i out mim tonsoeep
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