I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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