I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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