So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
just tell him i said nine months
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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