he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
3pm strippers are depressing
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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