Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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