Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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