I am in a vortex of obligation.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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