Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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