a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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