Sponge bath it is.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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