Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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