Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Verdict: uncircumcised.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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